This is in keeping with the last blog post.
A very interesting video on CNN.com:
Although, as an American in Britain, I am wary of showing news stories that show Americans as kind of crazy, this video is pretty interesting.
I grew up believing in the first amendment in the Bill of Rights to the Constitution guaranteed freedom of religion (and the press, etc), so this news segment is very surprising to me.
Have a look at the link if you can.
Last week, Robert Cottage of the BNP (British National Party) was in court for stockpiling chemicals and accused of “conspiracy to cause an explosion.”
See the BBC article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/6369953.stm
I can’t help thinking of the word missing from this article ? terrorist. The word terrorist has been used more freely on raids where no weapon materials were found. His arrest wasn’t even in the national news (yet, we watched a couple of Muslim brothers on trial in the press last year and nothing was found).
If Robert Cottage were Muslim, would the article call him a terrorist? Would he be tried under terror laws? Is there something wrong here?
Yesterday, I visited the Chinese New Year celebrations held at the Town Hall in Oxford. It was a nice event for Chinese living locally and it gave me some great practice speaking Mandarin.
All last week, the Times (UK) started a series on learning Mandarin. It had cds and podcasts with introductory lessons in every issue. iTunes has a load of free podcasts for people who want to learn Chinese. Even several secondary schools in the UK are adopting Mandarin as a second language instead of French and German. More than ever, it is easier to learn Chinese. Back in the early nineties when I was learning Mandarin at DLI, I would have a bunch of photocopies of the People’s Daily that I would read over and over. Eventually, someone would copy us some new articles. Now, The People’s Daily is online and there is no shortage of Chinese material to practice with.
To be honest with you, this popularity of Chinese (outside of the 1 billion people who already speak it) is starting to bother me. My party trick of rambling off some Mandarin now and then may become common knowledge. People will start to see that Mandarin is not difficult to learn at all. Even the Chinese teachers will tell you?spoken Chinese isn’t difficult to learn, but written Chinese sucks to try to learn.
Check out the podcasts. Find the free resources out on the web. Specifically, look for resources published in the last year, because there was a lot of rubbish Chinese lessons out there until just recently.
I’ll have to resign myself to be one of those guys who says, “Yeah everyone speaks it now, but I learned it before it was cool.”
I saw this Weird Al video the other day and . . . well, it cracked me up. Have a look if you haven’t seen it.
I actually enjoy putting timescales together for a project. It’s the first time you put your head down and shape nebulous requirements into some tangible product. It’s when you pull a project from the ether into reality?at least on paper. It’s the first time you start thinking about how an application will work, what the user experience will be like, and how the infrastructure help or hinder you.
You sit down and put together some reasonable timescales for how long the work will take you. Someone new to the industry (or a veteran slow-learner) will give incredibly ambitious timescales and allow for no contingency (hint: nothing ever gets done in 20 minutes). Experienced developers allow for a reasonable amount of ‘shit happens’.
Drafting timescales is a lot of fun. Handing them over to a project manager sucks.
A project manager sees these timescales as the ‘sticker price’ of the project. No one actually pays the sticker price. Regardless of how ambitious your timescales are, a project manager sees this as his opportunity to use some ‘negotiating skills’ and haggle. They try to turn us into construction workers or car salesmen. They love this. Project managers get together and boast about how they talked down developers?”He was asking for 20 days, but I talked him down to 15 and he threw in a free air freshener.”
I’ve never had a project manager say “Looks good. Get started.” I’ve also never heard “Do you need anything from me?”
Just to add a caveat, I’m not talking about project managers who can code (or build, or whatever other industry you might be in). I’m referring to the fresh out of Prince2 course, a-project-is-a-project , I-manage-resources, project manager. I’ve worked for project managers who could code and find them to be very reasonable. They lend experience where needed. If anything, they’ll ask if you gave enough consideration to problems that might arise. I have no problem with them. Although I have worked with ex-developers who’ve been out of the game for more than a decade and they’re just as bad as having never developed?”I used to develop in VB2, so I understand the kind of problems you might have.” I’m referring to the ordained project managers who pop by your desk every five minutes to ask “How are things going?” and then glaze over as you tell them about the issues your having.
With these project managers, I cease to be a person with an opinion and become a ‘resource’. They even refer to me as a resource to my face. I actually had a manager say, “You can’t help him, you’re my resource!” I don’t think it even crossed his mind that I may have been offended by it. I’m sure he used the term affectionately.
I believe project managers suffer from relevance deficiency needs. They live in constant fear that someone will pull back the curtain and say, “Hey. Hang on a second . . . I drew up the plans. I understand the technology. The users call me when they have any questions. What do you actually do here? Are you relevant? ”
It can happen any day at any time and it scares the hell out of them. They try to keep us from approaching the relevancy topic by producing large amounts of documentation that no one will ever read and calling a couple of meetings a day. “Let’s have a daily catch-up at 4 o’clock. I’ll bring copies of the project plan. I sent you the minutes from the last meeting. Have you had a chance to look over them?” By asking this, we go into some latent grade school guilt about homework we had to do but didn’t, “I’ve, um, been very busy this morning.” “Well, have a look at it before this afternoon’s meeting.” It’s like when a teacher would announce “Pop quiz!” and send us into a panic. Never do we get a chance to bring up their relevance. What we should say is “I’m sorry I didn’t read the forty-page document, I was busy BUILDING THE APPLICATION!”
But this insecurity is gone when we send them a spreadsheet full of timescales. Without any technical competency (glancing at a ‘For Dummies’ book is beneath them), they can look over a plan and, clutching their heart as if going into a stroke, say “20 days? Surely you can do it in 15!”
Imagine if your doctor (aka, the guys with the medical skills) had to produce a project plan for a project manager. “You say the surgery will take four hours? Surely a procedure like this should only take two.”
The one item on the timescales that ruffles feathers more than any other is . . . take a look at the list above and see if you can guess. That’s right?testing. If there is a bit of fat in these timescales, surely it’s in the testing. Testing is always the first to go. If anything goes wrong after deployment, it’s cheaper to just look at you with pursed lips and say “Really. I would have expected a higher standard of software from you.”
I once produced timescales for a manager (the ceo of a small company, actually, but he saw himself as a pm too) and had him say, “Let’s get rid of the testing and security and then we should be able to do it.” I looked at him stunned. He was apparently under the impression that I had handed him a menu. I should bow and say, “Excellent choice, sir. Our middle-tiers are excellent this season.”
In the offshoring world (yes, it always comes back to that!), I hope that we start seeing the end of skill-less project managers. In an ideal society, the veteran developers will lead the offshore developers. When a client asks about a feature to their application, they will be asking a developer who knows what technology can accomplish and roughly how long it will take to do. Ideally, local coders will continue to code and spend more and more time reviewing code. However, the cynic in me sees this as not being the case. When developers are looked on, and referred to, as ‘resources’, they become easily replaceable. “Hey! I just got an idea. You know those resources on the second floor? They got resources in India and China too.” It’s a wonder so many offshoring projects fail.
I apologize for not having written more recently. One of the most over-used excuses anyone ever gives for anything is “I just don’t have enough time.” I hate using that excuse and would rather wake up at four than to spend my life saying it, but I haven’t had much time recently?honestly.
I bought a new laptop which I am using for my current contract. I try to blog some while on the train. I figured it would be the ideal time to do it. I am forced to sit down (hopefully) and think about things.
But I have problems blogging on the train.
First, I can’t get the guy sitting next to me to stop reading what I’m writing. I find it very unnerving. They just crane their head around and watch what I type. How bored can you be? Can’t they just bring a book? Every typo, every backspace, every random thought?they just sit gormlessly watching me type.
Second, I never get control of the arm rest. It must be something they teach British kids in school, because I always lose the armrest battle. It’s impossible to type with your elbows in front of your stomach.
Anyway, I’m going to post when I can.
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